4804 Laurel Canyon Blvd., #1138

Valley Village, CA 91607

T: club members only telephone number coming soon

My Very Important Policies

Please do not send me any more live animals. I would also prefer it if you do not send me dead animals. Unfortunately, sending live animals will almost always end with me receiving dead animals. I guess what I'm saying is: PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME ANY MORE FUCKING ANIMALS

I will sign any and all books (even ones I didn't write) if you include the book and a self addressed stamped envelope with the right postage. I want you to be happy. 


photo by catie laffoon